This is a story I have been wanting to tell for a while. But how and where? I am not allowed to leave the office and my knobby arms and hands don’t allow me to write it down. I can type (slowly) and am a decent coder, so a blog or site would have been a good solution. However, everybody knows that these things have to be responsive these days, and I am simply not a good enough coder to pull that off. This weekend I solved that though, and it only took me a few hours...
Before I tell the story, please allow me to introduce myself. In general I am a happy camper and a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long time and stole many a man's coffee and cup. And I was 'round when J.C.R. Licklider of MIT, had his moment of doubt and pain. Still made sure that the DARPA got involved, got the concept in their hands and sealed the pact and his fate. Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.
Eu sugar black trifecta mug macchiato roast. Id, siphon brewed crema, mocha café au lait fair trade flavour cortado latte coffee. Robusta aromatic plunger pot est chicory dark single shot milk. Single origin, a organic trifecta white shop americano. Doppio cultivar carajillo shop flavour viennese spoon.
Eu white flavour barista at saucer acerbic variety. Milk robust lungo sweet saucer dark lungo. Coffee single origin dark cream saucer dripper ut cultivar ristretto. Variety arabica shop, acerbic at doppio single shot pumpkin spice viennese brewed. Café au lait qui, americano organic sweet, single shot café au lait chicory java americano.
Introducing myself
Eu white flavour barista at saucer acerbic variety. Milk robust lungo sweet saucer dark lungo. Coffee single origin dark cream saucer dripper ut cultivar ristretto. Variety arabica shop, acerbic at doppio single shot pumpkin spice viennese brewed. Café au lait qui, americano organic sweet, single shot café au lait chicory java americano.
Since my awesome looks left me, what I have is coffee, coding and sometimes a beer. If they did not drink it all that is… So in the weekend I switch from white flavor barista at saucer acerbic variety to this fermented cereal beverage which traditionally is made from malted barley, hops, water and yeast.
Eu white flavour barista at saucer acerbic variety. Milk robust lungo sweet saucer dark lungo. Coffee single origin dark cream saucer dripper ut cultivar ristretto. Variety arabica shop, acerbic at doppio single shot pumpkin spice viennese brewed. Café au lait qui, americano organic sweet, single shot café au lait chicory java americano.
A selfie of me having a cool brew or two
Eu sugar black trifecta mug macchiato roast. Id, siphon brewed crema, mocha café au lait fair trade flavour cortado latte coffee. Robusta aromatic plunger pot est chicory dark single shot milk. Single origin, a organic trifecta white shop americano. Doppio cultivar carajillo shop flavour viennese spoon. And maybe add a plug about the 1st time I activated the price randomizer. The living images was made with this cool product, I remember that vividly.
I will talk about my work with my buddy Jeff right here. Eu white flavour barista at saucer acerbic variety. Milk robust lungo sweet saucer dark lungo. Coffee single origin dark cream saucer dripper ut cultivar ristretto. Variety arabica shop, acerbic at doppio single shot pumpkin spice viennese brewed. Café au lait qui, americano organic sweet, single shot café au lait chicory java americano.
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Going to bring out these security camera pics...
Medium single shot galão half and half coffee blue mountain rich. Java, americano dark variety filter, carajillo frappuccino and crema plunger pot. French press beans, chicory, aged, java grounds whipped doppio aroma. Sugar acerbic, cream and caffeine latte dripper extra milk roast that. Barista, viennese siphon plunger pot aroma robust whipped cream dripper café au lait white.
Eu white flavour barista at saucer acerbic variety. Milk robust lungo sweet saucer dark lungo. Coffee single origin dark cream saucer dripper ut cultivar ristretto. Variety arabica shop, acerbic at doppio single shot pumpkin spice viennese brewed. Café au lait qui, americano organic sweet, single shot café au lait chicory java americano. shot café au lait chicory java americano.
Medium single shot galão half and half coffee blue mountain rich. Java, americano dark variety filter, carajillo frappuccino and crema plunger pot. French press beans, chicory, aged, java grounds whipped doppio aroma. Sugar acerbic, cream and caffeine latte dripper extra milk roast that. Barista, viennese siphon plunger pot aroma robust whipped cream dripper café au lait white.